Vol. XII  ·  No. 47

Printed at Undertowers, in the Westmarch

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The Westmarch Review

Book notices, warnings & enthusiasms from the far side of the Shire

Highday, 24th Afterlithe, S.R. 1426

Weekly, weather and appetite permitting

Eleven pages, one of them advertisements

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Barroom SF · First read

The Bar Where Your Problem Buys the Next Round

A saloon full of misfits fixes your worst week with a terrible pun and a glass thrown into the fireplace.

Rated six of six meals. Six meals  ·  Cold supper, no regrets

Callahan's Place looks, from the outside, like any other neighborhood bar: a regular crowd, a bartender who remembers your order, a fireplace nobody quite explains. What it actually is, once you've been coming long enough, is a support group with a liquor license, where the house rule is that anyone can stand up, tell the truth about the worst thing currently happening to them, and expect the room to actually help.

There isn't a conventional plot holding these linked stories together so much as a place and a promise: whatever walks in the door, human, alien, temporally displaced, or quietly immortal, gets treated first as a person with a problem and only second as a premise. A story can pivot from a groan-worthy pun contest to a genuinely moving account of grief inside two pages.

The puns deserve their own paragraph, because they are, by design, terrible — Punday Night is a recurring institution, and a bad enough pun earns you the right to hurl your glass into the fireplace to a round of groans and applause. The community survives by turning pain into something you're allowed to laugh at together, badly, on purpose, in public.

This is a book about a found family disguised as a book about a bar disguised as a collection of shaggy-dog stories, and all three descriptions are simultaneously true.

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Shorter Notices

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Dark Fantasy · First read

The Dead Man Wearing Someone Else's Face

Rated five of six meals. Five meals

A relic holding a serial killer's memories is stolen, and the investigator hunting it has to think like him to catch him. Bleaker than anything else on this shelf, and I mean that as praise.

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Epic SF · Reread

The Desert That Rewrites the Boy

Rated six of six meals. Six meals

A duke's son is delivered into the hands of a religion his own family's operatives built for a purpose they never told him about. Still the epic everything since has been chasing.

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YA Villainy · First read

The School That Grades on Villainy

Rated four of six meals. Four meals

A child prodigy raised by a criminal is enrolled at a university for future masterminds, and starts asking why. Sharper than its cover suggests.

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War Satire · Reread

The Paperwork That Cannot Be Escaped

Rated five of six meals. Five meals

A bombardier tries every rational way out of an irrational war, and the war wins every argument. Gets less funny and more true on every reread.

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Cozy SF · First read

Competence as a Comfort Food

Rated four of six meals. Four meals

A teenager loses everything and takes the lowest-ranked job on a trading ship. Nothing bad happens and I could not stop reading.

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