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Vol. XII · No. 47
Printed at Undertowers, in the Westmarch
Price: One Penny, or a Half-pound of Leaf
Book notices, warnings & enthusiasms from the far side of the Shire
Highday, 24th Afterlithe, S.R. 1426
Weekly, weather and appetite permitting
Eleven pages, one of them advertisements
A saloon full of misfits fixes your worst week with a terrible pun and a glass thrown into the fireplace.
Callahan's Place looks, from the outside, like any other neighborhood bar: a regular crowd, a bartender who remembers your order, a fireplace nobody quite explains. What it actually is, once you've been coming long enough, is a support group with a liquor license, where the house rule is that anyone can stand up, tell the truth about the worst thing currently happening to them, and expect the room to actually help.
There isn't a conventional plot holding these linked stories together so much as a place and a promise: whatever walks in the door, human, alien, temporally displaced, or quietly immortal, gets treated first as a person with a problem and only second as a premise. A story can pivot from a groan-worthy pun contest to a genuinely moving account of grief inside two pages.
The puns deserve their own paragraph, because they are, by design, terrible — Punday Night is a recurring institution, and a bad enough pun earns you the right to hurl your glass into the fireplace to a round of groans and applause. The community survives by turning pain into something you're allowed to laugh at together, badly, on purpose, in public.
This is a book about a found family disguised as a book about a bar disguised as a collection of shaggy-dog stories, and all three descriptions are simultaneously true.
A relic holding a serial killer's memories is stolen, and the investigator hunting it has to think like him to catch him. Bleaker than anything else on this shelf, and I mean that as praise.
Read the reviewA duke's son is delivered into the hands of a religion his own family's operatives built for a purpose they never told him about. Still the epic everything since has been chasing.
Read the reviewA child prodigy raised by a criminal is enrolled at a university for future masterminds, and starts asking why. Sharper than its cover suggests.
Read the reviewA bombardier tries every rational way out of an irrational war, and the war wins every argument. Gets less funny and more true on every reread.
Read the reviewA five-thousand-year-old demon and a furious eleven-year-old magician team up to steal a very dangerous amulet. The funniest narrator I've read in fantasy in years.
Read the reviewA teenager loses everything and takes the lowest-ranked job on a trading ship. Nothing bad happens and I could not stop reading.
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